Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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