I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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