if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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