Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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