Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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