: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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