i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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