This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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