She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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