His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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