ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
its liver damage thursday
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