I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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