There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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