gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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