"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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