bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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