Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
