Have you finally orgasmed yet?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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