that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You took a bar mat shot.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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