Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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