bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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