just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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