AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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