so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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