no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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