So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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