no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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