So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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