we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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