Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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