Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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