On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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