you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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