theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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