I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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