So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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