He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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