omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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