Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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