so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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