So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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