hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.