I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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