i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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