He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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