It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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