Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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