dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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