How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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