You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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