walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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