i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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